Hello, we’d like some cucumber?
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible
really? because I didn’t feel
I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.
I can’t stop thinking about this
I can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts
Always the best option.
In case you’re sad here are some buns.
Two of my favorite things